Jaye and Lorelei

Gilbert thought faintly.

"Since I was a kid." He murmured.

"Ah...the mid-1200's? Back in good ol' Prussia."

Jaye scoffed faintly and quickly cleared his throat. "So, quite a while," he said. "Cool. Cool."

Gilbert pouted faintly.

"What?"

Jaye smiled and shrugged. "I'm more of an English supporter than anywhere else in Europe," he said.

Gilbert shrugged faintly.

"I'm one hundred percent Prussian, baby. Or German. Prussian sounds more kick ass awesome..."

Jaye grinned. "I'm a hundred percent Marian with a sex drive larger than Rhode Island," he said. Marco rubbed his forehead.
"Sadly, that's true," he muttered.

"Dude, that's pretty interesting." Gilbert mused.

Marco stared at him. "If you say so," he muttered.
"It's not actually that interesting. It kinda sucks from time to time," Jaye replied with a shrug.

"I bet..." Banquo said softly.

"There are...complications with it..."

"Ya," Jaye mumbled. "It's a real pain in the ass. And the stomach. And the lungs. And the heart. And the kidneys and everything else on the inside of ones body," he sighed.

Gilbert flinched faintly and pressed his head against Seneca.

"Ah..."

Jaye smiled and shrugged. "Eh, I live with it," he said. "So how long have you known each other then?" he asked Gilbert and Seneca.

"Since...a little before the French Revolution." Gilbert replied smoothly.

"Holy shit," Jaye murmured. "You've been together that long?"

Gilbert sniffed faintly.

"Well...some incidences caused a bit of a break..." He muttered faintly.

"Like the actual French Revolution itself. But, pretty much."

Jaye paused and frowned. "Holy shit. Are you serious?" he asked, staring at them. "Do you have any idea how rare you two are?"

Gilbert stared blankly.

"Wha?"

"One of you died, right?" Jaye asked, watching them. Seneca bowed his head, answering the question without saying a word. Jaye looked to Gilbert. "Lemme guess, you couldn't get anyone to date you while he was dead, right?" he asked him. "I bet you couldn't even get laid."

(he probably couldn't haha and had to deal with using his hand whenever the need arouse )

Gilbert flushed deeply and stuck his tongue out faintly at Jaye.

"Only because I didn't want to!" He replied.

"Seneca is too fucking awesome for me to just move on."

Jaye shook his head. "You couldn't," he replied. "It was a physical impossibility for you. And if you even got close, you'd've probably ended up feeling so disgusted and would've probably ended up horribly sick to your stomach. You know why?" he asked.

Gilbert fell quiet and hugged Seneca close.

"Okay, why?"

"Because once a soul is mated, it will not mate again until the one it's mated to returns to them," Jaye said. "Since one of you died and has now returned, it's obviously so that you two are honest to goodness Soulmates. And finding that is an incredible rarity."

"....wow. Fuckin' awesome." Gilbert mused.

"Looky Liebling! Soulmates and albino!"

Seneca smiled faintly and nodded, cuddling closer to Gilbert.

Gilbert grinned happily.

"Fuck yeah. We're the rare ones!"